Standards of living?

Surely you're not saying
We have the resources
To save the poor from their lot?
There will be poor always
Pathetically struggling
Look at the good things you've got!
Think while you still have me
Move while you still see me
You'll be lost
You'll be so sorry
When I'm gone!

You see there is this thing called a carrying capacity which is an environment's ability support it's inhabitants, or the number of inhabitant an environment can support. We raised nature's carrying capacity for humans dramatically by increasing the availability of food (farming) and shelter (urbanization). The system is pretty much broken. The only way to fix it is by going back to our anient hunting and gathering ways.

But how are six billion people going to convert to that now? Without farming to feed the populace, a vast culling of is the only solution.

We can feed the world if we wanted to.

With soylent green.

Finally, a use for Africa.

India, dear. Africans taste too dry.

Indians are too spicy.

Well damn!

You can get them in mild.

I hear the children are okay if harvested before age 10.

Did you come up with that on your own or did you take it from a modest proposal?

Anyone deemed unnecessary or unwanted will be exterminated.

As determined by the Queerocracy.


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don't worry, a answer has come, swine flu

Sweetie, no. Swine flu is just regular flu with a fancy name.

However, I've been playing around with recently-dead bodies infected with ebola, HIV and Mormonism. Let's see if I can come up with something.

mm the ebola virus, my faveorate virus of them all